Officers

“If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?” – Creed Bratton, The Office

“Did you hear about the actress who got stabbed?? She was in Legally Blond… Reese, what’s her name?” 

“Witherspoon?” 

“No, with a knife!” 

What did the bee say to the flower? Hi honey!

What type of music do wind turbines like? They are huge metal fans